tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

soccermomsandserialkillers:

This better be the best case of dramatic irony ever or I’ll lose my shit

soccermomsandserialkillers:

This better be the best case of dramatic irony ever or I’ll lose my shit

nayx:

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

kawakaminori:

i want to read fanfiction but the fics i want to read don’t exist









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